February 3, 2007

Know what would make today even awesomer? Getting kicked in the ribs. Repeatedly.

Dear Mr. Chiarelli;

I regret to inform you that your problems lie not within the Providence organization, but within your roster in Boston. Therefore, I am going to have to ask you to leave Providence alone.

Keep this shit up and I'll need season tickets to Boston- to see every other team that comes for a game.

No love because I am kind of hating you a lot right now,
Heather

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Dear Brandon;

We love us some ex-Sens in these here SVO parts (with the exception of that GM addressed above), so: welcome. Any boy who has played on the same team as Jason Spezza is a friend of mine.

Lots of love,
Heather

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Dear Kris;

Just when I was starting to come around on ya. Who else will do the lying-on-the-ice-to-stretch move that you do so well at warm-ups? Brandon is too tall to be a tiny pocket-sized forward, and truth be told, I loved having a tiny, pocket-sized forward on the team.

Sorry our GM is confused about which part of the organization is in need of some roster changes,
Heather

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Dear Manchester;

When I said last night that tonight, one team was going to have their unbeaten streak broken? I meant it was supposed to be you. I'm so glad we broke up and I moved back to Massachusetts.

Can't wait 'til you choke in the playoffs,
Heather

by Heather | 11:13 PM | 4
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