May 6, 2008

OMG Those Bastards Went And Let Portland Take The Lead Banana Bread

note: it is not recommended to photograph things while they are baking. ow.

3/4 cup sugar
6 tablespoons butter, softened.
2 large eggs
1 cup mashed ripe bananas; more if you have aggression to work out because THEY WENT AND LOST THREE CONSECUTIVE GAMES TO PORTLAND, WTF.
1/4 cup cold water.
2 cups all-purpose flour (or 1 cup whole wheat & 1 cup all-purpose)
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
pinch of cinnamon

Grease and flour a 9x5" bread loaf pan. In a large bowl, beat sugar, butter, and eggs just until blended. Imagine it's someone on Portland. This makes the job go easier. Increase the beating, double-time (or on "high" if you're one of those fancy people who uses a mixer) until light and fluffy. Reduce speed back to low and add mashed bananas and water. Beat until well mixed, or your aggression is gone. Have a third party objectively rule if it's well mixed if need be. Add flour, baking soda, and salt. Sprinkle a tiny bit of cinnamon over the batter. Mix until well-blended, and then spoon the mixture into your bread pan. Bake for 50-55 minutes, cool in pan 10 minutes, then remove and cool completely. Enjoy this with some orange juice (vodka optional), and let it soothe the anger and disappointment away. (Some say the vodka also helps speed this process up.)

I am so not thrilled that we've dropped a 2-0 series lead to fall behind, 3-2. I believe that we can beat Portland and advance onto the next round. I believe this because Providence didn't spend most of the year kicking ass and staying atop the whole damn league to go and roll over in the post-season. I know this because I didn't go to so many games this season, I didn't waste my time caring about the team and the players, stressing about who might end up gone and who might end up resigned JUST TO HAVE THEM ROLL OVER IN THE POST SEASON. I firmly believe that Providence has a date to duel for the Calder Cup, and they need to believe this too. They need to believe this too, because I'm going to look awfully stupid awfully quickly at the final, rooting for Providence if they're not there.

Eat your Wheaties, boys; Friday's comin' quick. We have some games to win.

by Heather | 9:34 PM | 1
filed under: 07-08 season || playoffs || providence bruins

April 23, 2008

Boston's 2007-2008 Season Comes To A Close Leaving Fans Hungry For 2008-2009.

Well another season comes to a close for the Boston Bruins as they fell 5 - 0 to the Montreal Canadiens in Game 7 of Round One of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Despite the first round elimination however, this team has a lot to be proud of! When the 2007-2008 season began sports analysts never gave this team a fighting chance. They were not expected to play well let alone make it to the playoffs. After taking hits such as losing their star scorer, the team rallied together and posted wins. Enough wins to take them to the playoffs where they were to face their most formidable foe...the Montreal Canadiens. All season the Canadiens proved to be the one team the Bruins could not crack. Going into the playoffs, people were calling for the Habs to sweep the B's. Little did they know Boston was not going down without a fight.

With the Habs taking the first two games of the series, the two teams headed to Boston. Once in Boston, the Bruins came alive taking Game Three in an overtime victory. With games 2 and 3 being overtime games people began to talk saying maybe the series was not as un-even a match as it was thought to be. In game four, the Bruins fell to the Candiens again, bringing the series to a 3-1 lead for Montreal. Facing elimination, the Bruins headed back to Montreal where they smoked the Habs and their young goalie in game five.

Forcing a game 6, the two rivals returned to the Garden. I have been working at the Garden the past three years and I have never seen anything like I did Saturday night. For the first time there were more Bruins fans than Habs fans. I went into the runway while the national anthem was being sung. As I looked out I could see American flags waving in the crowd. People young and old stood with hands on their hearts and together they SANG the Star Spangled Banner. That is right. People were singing loudly and proudly. Cheri was out on the concourse and she said even there you could hear the fans singing along. While a few "Go Habs Go" chants broke out they were quickly booed and there was no mistaking whose house they were playing in that night. On April 19, 2008, the Garden belonged to the Boston Bruins! All night cheers filled the arena. "Let's Go Bruins" and "Ca-ry, Ca-ry, Ca-ry." Rally towels waving wildly....fans clapping, screaming. This is what hockey in Boston should be like!

The game was a roller coaster of a ride. After the first period the score was 1-0 Montreal. Once the second period was underway I told Cheri and the girls I was going to peek in as I had not had a chance during the first period and everytime I go in we score. No word of a lie, 15 seconds after I walked in, the Bruins scored tying the game 1-1. By the end of the 2nd period the game was at 2-1 Montreal. No one had any idea what was in store for the third. As I was leading the crew to the 9th floor where we were going to watch the remainder of the game, the Bruins banged in goal number two tying the game. It was once we got to the 9th floor that things went crazy....when the Bruins got the 4th goal the crowd went wild. Because the 9th floor is a big open space, there was plenty of room to run, jump....strangers were hugging, kissing, slapping hi-5s! Then suddenly, 15 seconds later....boos! The Candiens scored tying the game at 4-4. Usually the wind would have been sucked out of the Garden. But not on this night. Instead fans got louder. Crazier. People began thinking that the game was going to end up in overtime. Not tonight. The Bruins had something to prove. Boom. Goal 5!!!! The Bruins were able to maintain the lead and only a few minutes later the game was over.

As we exited the arena, fans were cheering in the street! Cars were driving by honking their horns, blaring the Dropkick Murphys out the window. There was an air of excitement....the possibilities of what could be. That Saturday night, it felt like game 7! The Bruins had done what no one thought was possible. They had tied the series at 3-3 and forced a game 7.

The next two days the Bruins were the buzz of Boston! At the Red Sox game on Monday people in the stands were waving Bruins rally towels. People's flag poles boasted Bruins flags. Cars drove down the highway with rally towels in the windows. The grocery stores were selling Bruins cakes...I have NEVER seen a Bruins cake in a grocery store. Red Sox…yes. Patriots...yes. Bruins...no! People in my office who never spoke of hockey came by my desk to talk about the game.

Despite the game 7 loss, the Boston Bruins gave Boston sports fans something to root for. They gave us something to believe in. It a time when the Patriots, Red Sox and even the Celtics have found success, the Bruins too have joined the ranks. While they may not have made it past the first round, this team and this coach made a name for themselves! After Saturday night, sitting in the Garden surrounded by so many Bruins fans and watching such a hard fought game, I have NEVER been more proud to be a Bruins fan.

While the season has come to a close for Boston, there is still one Bruins team still very much alive! The Providence Bruins have swept the Manchester Monarchs in Round 1 of the Calder Cup Playoffs. The one benefit of being down to one team in the playoffs is no more schedule conflicts....though I have to admit, they were the best kind of conflicts to have :)

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by Rebecca | 12:27 PM | 0
filed under: 07-08 season || boston bruins

April 20, 2008

Three down, 13 to go.

Boston bounced back from a deficit to tie the series with Montreal at 3-3. Game 7 is tomorrow night in Montreal. I am not sure I will be able to watch through both eyes at once.

Someone once said to me -- when circumstances were eerily similar to this in 2004 -- that rookie goaltenders don't win playoff series. Whether it was a haunting prophecy then or it was just a comment designed to push my buttons because I made it a point to root against the Red Sox that year at every chance I was given (I'm going with option B) that season, I'm hoping it rings true tomorrow night. I am hoping that Boston has broken Cary Price.

Providence has been maintaining a healthy 3-0 lead over Manchester. Game 4 is tomorrow night in Manchester. Two games (the first and the third) have come down to OT; the third game (game 2) was won in regulation, but it was tighttighttight until the third period. If there are three teams that can beat us and beat us with very little effort, it's Manchester, Portland, and Hartford. To advance to the third round, the conference finals, we will have to beat two of those three. Do I believe that Manchester could rally and beat us in the next four? Oh, I've seen stranger things happen. But I know that Providence can go all the way to the Calder Finals if they want to. I know I'm in if they get there; I want them to get there. My entire section at the Dunk wants them to get there. My roommate's section wants them to get there. I'm sure there are a few people, here and there, who want them to get there. With the way I saw the bench clear for butt-slappin' congratulations when they won game 1 and 2, I am pretty sure that THEY want to get there.

Also; no giveaways for round one? This is the first time I have attended playoffs at the Dunk and not gotten some godforsaken clappers. What gives? How 'bout a rally towel, Providence? Nice and quiet, yet so much fun to wave around.

by Heather | 9:42 PM | 3
filed under: 07-08 season || boston bruins || playoffs || providence bruins

April 16, 2008

One down; 15 more to go.

Playoffs=mohawks=love!

by Heather | 11:24 PM | 0
filed under: 07-08 season || playoffs || providence bruins

April 12, 2008

Playoffs are in the air.

The problem with having a roommate who talks hockey as much as I do is that I don't need to talk about it on the interwebs so much.

Regardless of the fact that I haven't been posting pictures (or taking them, really), I have faithfully been going to Friday night games in Providence. It is the one night a (work)week that I do not have to deal with my most favorite by-product of the RI DOT -- the 195/95 interchange. The only other highway I feel this much hate and loathing for during rush hour traffic is Rte 3, from 128 to the NH border.

But I digress.

One of my other favorite things about the minor leagues is their theme jerseys. Sometimes, these jerseys are so hideous, they're hilarious, and sometimes, they're just plain awesome. This past weekend, Providence had on some throwback-ish jerseys. I approve of the jerseys. I would like one when they're auctioned off, except I can't really justify $400+ on a shirt. Not when there are European trips on the horizon.

What I did not like, however, were the socks. The entire ensemble is what the girls at GFY would call a scrolldown fug, because it starts off all sweetness and light, but as you scroll down... well, things get messy. Pardon the lack of overall sharpness that I prefer in my photographs, internets, but this is the only picture I took that does the whole shebang justice:

Oh, the stripes. All the stripes. They hurt my eyes.

The jerseys, though, are a vast improvement over the usual eyesores, and I vote we make them the permanent first jersey next year.

Outside of undergoing my uniform critiques, Providence has been busy staying the top team in the league, totaling up some trophies, and playing under the systems of the top coach in the league. As for individual honors, it's worth noting that Pascal made the all-star team. It's also worth noting that he's one of a select few that I would love to see Boston resign for next season. I would like to have seen them proactively resign him before now, but Boston's been busy lucking their way into the playoffs (I would love to see them beat Montreal, if for no other reason than to see some people I roll with win some bets).

Mmm. Playoffs. My second-favorite time of year.

by Heather | 11:30 PM | 0
filed under: 07-08 season || playoffs || providence bruins

March 13, 2008

Yomammaween.

I love this commercial more than I ought to.

by Heather | 7:48 PM | 0
filed under: 07-08 season || miscellaneous

February 23, 2008

Five things.

2008 has not been a kind year to me thus far, and dealing with the multiple fall-outs has kept me from writing here. I like to maintain my air of mystery, so rather than dwelling on the non-hockey negative, and because I finally have MY COMPUTER back (all hail the baby brother, king of technical computer stuff!) here's five things I've been meaning to talk to you about but have been unable to do so:

5. I have no idea who is even on the Boston team any more. Because when I check out of things, I apparently check out of things good. Sure, I can probably name many of the players if I sat down and thought about it, but I've lost the ability to deliver the roster with a rapid-fire cadence like I could before. I'm disappointed in myself, naturally, but when I look at trying to make time to keep up with Boston or LA or Ottawa or any of the other NHL teams I've held more than a passing interest in, I get so overwhelmed by exhaustion that it's really just better for everyone involved if I check out of Boston's successes and failures right now. I hope that next season will be different.

4. Bobbleheads amuse me more than they ought to. That's really all I have to say on the topic. You can't really expound much on a bobblehead. I do have to admit- of all the Providence ones so far (Jon Sigalet, Mark Stuart, Matt Lashoff, Dave Krejci, and Nate Thompson. Tuukka Rask's night is in April), Nateful's is the only one that really actually looks like a Nateful in more than just a, "Yeah, I could see how that could be ____.".

3. Speaking of Nateful... I take back every hesitation I had about him being captain. I'm not in the locker room, so I am not entirely sure how much of Providence's success is Nateful's leadership and how much of it is the right team chemistry, but I've like what I've seen on the ice. AND Nateful has even had some dramatic goals- the kind I've always wanted to see from him because he is capable of them. His long hairdo is also amusing. If the hockey thing doesn't pan out for him, he's always got a shot at being a TV mobster. Don Nateleon, at your service.

2. Tuukka Rask. I want to trust him in net, and I want to like him, but I can't do either. While he may have played fantastically in Boston on recalls, he's been playing like poop in Providence. He has a habit of letting one goal lead to two or three consecutive goals. And not just "consecutive" in that the third goal follows the second goal that follows the first goal, but "consecutive" as in a perfect goose egg on shots one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight, but goals on shots nine, ten, and eleven. Or on shots six, seven, and eight. Or shots thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. The number of shots always changes, but the pattern is the same. This drives me absolutely insane, because he's a better goalie than that -- we all know this -- and I am trying to be patient because I know it's his first pro year, North-American style, but it's the most frustrating thing to watch happen from the stands. I want him to do better because I want the team to do well and to go far, but offense can only score so many goals and defense can only stop so many attempts before they can't cover for the goalie's weaknesses any more. It wouldn't be so obvious, week in and week out, if the goaltending tandem was a bit more balanced, but I feel like if repeating myself on this topic hasn't worked yet, then I ought to just stop saying it. Insanity is defined as repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome with each repetition, and while my behavior defines a lot of things, I am not quite ready for it to define that.

1. Providence's successes (and failures). I happened to be on theahl.com lately, and I came across this poll:

I know it's old (from last week), and I know that it's just a poll, and I know that the same 53 people could have voted dozens of times to achieve the results in the screenshot, and I know that the final numbers probably differed from the final totals, but it warmed my heart that so many people on the internets believe in my boys. Providence is hanging on to the top spot in the league (by a single game; Chicago is in a very close second), and maintaining a grasp on the number one seed in the conference (Hartford is nipping at their heels with only a five-game difference) with a 40-12-2-1 record. I know that in 2008, I've seen more losses dealt to Providence than I would have liked, but as it befit my moods, I haven't really complained. Some of the games Providence lost redefined "terrible refereeing" in a whole new craptastic way, and some of the games they lost were their own fault. At any rate, they're 6-4-0-0 in their last 10 games, and they seem to be slowly climbing back to the team I know and love. They're away on a roadtrip until after the start of the month (and yes, I am aware that several of these games mean that they're just not home, but still "local," in as much as Springfield and Hartford are local), and I am eager to see how the rest of the season plays out. I am doubly eager to see how the playoffs pan out. I believe Providence has the chutzpah to go far, and I believe that if they want it bad enough, they could bring home the Calder. I want that for them.

by Heather | 10:24 AM | 0
filed under: 07-08 season || providence bruins

February 6, 2008

How Much Is That Referee On The Blue Line?

Compared to the Providence Bruins game on Sunday vs. the Worcester Sharks, the Super Bowl seemed awfully anticlimactic. Maybe it was because the P-Bruins won and the Pats lost. Maybe it was because unlike the hockey officials, the football officials knew how to call a game! Either way I know that I was content to watch the big game in the comfort of my own home, under the covers with the laptop catching up work and getting my taxes done. Lame...maybe. But when you are always running in different directions, a little down time isn't so bad! The Providence game was however one I was glad I did not miss.

Sporting my newly made "I'm Lovin' It" t-shirt (the fruits of giving us a Friday night off from hockey), I made my way to my seat with Cheri, Jen and my "little friend" Rebecca (Big Friend/Little Friend is a volunteer program similar to Big Brother/Big Sister) who is herself going to need a shirt in honor of her favorite player Nate Thompson. We watched warm ups and got settled in for the game.

The first two periods of the game were pretty average. It was during the third period that the fireworks began. When the period started, the Bruins were trailing 2 - 1 with their lone goal being scored by Jeff Hoggan. Five minutes into the third period Wacey Rabbit scored his first goal of the night and thus began the ridiculous spiral of events. Forty three seconds later, Riley Armstrong of the Sharks scored an unassisted goal making the score 3 - 2 Worcester. At least that is what the ref claimed. This was one of those moments that seemed to go in slow motion. It appears a shot has been deflected. Bodies are turned and people are skating the other direction and then suddenly, just behind the goaltender’s foot appears a loose puck sliding towards the next. He spins around and throws his glove over it to stop it. The light signifying a goal does not go on. It appears that per the expertise of the goal judge who was sitting just behind the net that no goal was scored, yet somewhere from the blue line, the ref signals goal. WHAT?!? Now forgive me if I am wrong (I will always admit that I am somewhat of a newbie to the sport of hockey in comparison to the many other fans I have gotten to know over the last few years) but I thought the role of the goal judge was to sit behind the net and determine whether the puck has crossed the line, thusly scoring a goal. While the referee has the final say, I would imagine that they would look to a goal judge for assistance in a situation where a fluke event such as this takes place and he himself is not right there on top of the puck watching it happen. I did however decide that before I started blowing smoke I better read up so I went to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goal_judge According to this site, the role of the goal judge is to:

"determine(s) whether a player has scored a goal by watching to see if the puck has crossed the goal line completely. One goal judge is positioned outside the rink directly behind each goal net. For arenas so equipped, the goal judge turns on a red light behind the goal to alert everyone that a goal has just been scored. The goal judge acts only in an advisory role; the referee has the sole authority to award goals and can override the opinion of the goal judge."

As for the role of the referee:
"A referee is responsible for the general supervision of the game. He can be identified by his red or orange armbands. His judgment of goals is final."

Fair enough. I get that the referee has the power to award goals, but as a logically thinking individual, I would like to think that if the referee is not right there to see the action that he would look to an off ice official who had a perfect vantage point for assistance. There is nothing wrong with looking for input before making a final decision. Especially when that goal judge is sitting right there, sees the play and does not signal the goal. Unfortunately for the Providence Bruins, on this day, the referee decided he was playing for the Sharks and decided to give Worcester the goal. Suffice to say, he was booed...booed very loudly. His next few calls got him booed even more. There were a few of us about to take up a collection to buy him back and I might have heard a few threats of pulling a Tanya Harding on him, but thankfully it never came to that. Our ever dependable Providence Bruins stepped up to remind everyone why they are in first place! You see Mr. Referee, Worcester could not win even when you cheated for them. Even when you stuffed Nate Thompson in the box (just after awarding bogus goals to Worcester), handing him a four minute minor and then tossing him out of the game (which by the way excellent job Nate...you got the place even more fired up..just as a captain should! You only emphasized what all the fans in the stands were feeling, thinking and wanted to demonstrate ourselves) you still couldn’t fix the game. You know why? Because Providence is too good for you and your well paying Sharks!

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by Rebecca | 3:01 PM | 2
filed under: 07-08 season || providence bruins